I'm gonna need a wheelchair and a turkey baster! Gotta stay moist.
That's right. The surgeries were successful and it has finally happened. My cumbersome and useless legs have been removed and officially replaced with the more appropriate equipment. I know it sounds a little extreme, but how was I supposed to get full use of my gills if I didn't pull the trigger on the tail? I guess you could say I was born with SID (Species Identity Disorder). Please email me at email@example.com if you are interested in having a live mermaid attend your child's party for a small fee. And to answer your next question, I got it on the internets. It's custom-made by Canadians. JEALOUS?!?!?