Hi! My name is Beatrix Carroll but call me Betsy. I am a Software Engineer (see my github here). Right now I am a Computer Science grad student at Columbia University, specializing in Machine Learning. I am also a mermaid. I am also a DJ. Most importantly, I am a STAND UP COMIC! But I am also so much more (see left). I really love hobbies so I have a lot of them. I am a busy woman. I'll sleep when I'm dead!!! Also, hopefully, I will do my laundry, pay my taxes, and clean up my desktop then.