A.D.H.D. and LOVING IT

Hi! My name is Beatrix Carroll but call me Betsy. I am a Software Engineer (see my github here) (see my bitbucket here). In May 2018, I got my graduate degree in Computer Science at Columbia University, specializing in Machine Learning. Here is my resume: Download I am also a mermaid. I am also a DJ. Most importantly, I am a STAND UP COMIC! But I am also so much more (see left). I really love hobbies so I have a lot of them. I am a busy woman. I'll sleep when I'm dead!!! Also, hopefully, I will do my laundry, pay my taxes, and clean up my desktop then.

You might wanna social network me but...

FACEBOOK? I'll just wait for the FaceMovie....

TWITTER? I hardly know 'er!

INSTAGRAM? I'd rather have an instaKILO!